February 2012
I’m so frustrated with everything right now. I just want to cry.
People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...
– George Carlin (via funeral)
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
When people replace g's with q's
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wtf this blog is so funny:))